Black Friday is Racist -- HERE'S FARO FRIDAY

Black Friday is Racist -- HERE'S FARO FRIDAY

From now until Midnight on the button of 2019

BUY ANYTHING -- CHOP THE NEXT ITEM IN HALF

Novels, Posters, Human Blood, whatever is on sale at Faro's Lounge can now be yours for less,

Of course, in order to make up my losses I'll probably overcharge you on the shipping or sell your email address to one of those hot yoga personal trainer site so they fuckin harass you like they harass me, 



Good God, if I wanted hot yoga I'd wrap myself naked in a fleece blanket and watch Lynda Carter Wonder Woman reruns on the DC app,

Well that's revealing too much, but it's Friday and I just ordered my CUSTOM BOWLING BALL for my next adventure in pro athletic bliss,

When the Pro asked me what to name the ball, I almost went with the arrogant answer we all go for, but then I thought about the personality of the ball and I gave it the perfect name,

BABY.......

Happy Friday fuckers, see u at Happy Hour, 

GO BUY SOME POSTERS

www.FAROSLOUNGE.com

 


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