Happy Titty Tuesday from your friend Faro, as well as all the voices in my head.
So I made a vow to take this business into a new realm this new year, as well as adding another digit to our number of customers,
So for those who love KICKS & CLOCKS, or those who want to spruce up their feet or sneaker collection, I'd like to invite you to check out a little Sports Venture I am playing with, a little place to blow your fantasy winnings on a fantasy life, or at least the puzzle pieces that need to be put in play,
Check it out here as you enjoy tonight's update,
http://www.StatenIslandFats.com
This is my attempt to increase my numbers because as you know in the grand scheme of becoming THE KICKSTARTER KING, there are obstacles, hard to advertise for a title no one knows about, and even harder to navigate through a sea of bad comic book podcast to find the one who will interview you long enough to dive in and out of his, her or their bad one liners and irritating attempts to get me or others to SMASH the Like Button,
If I ever ask you to LIKE something of mine, I want you to remind me to take a handful of Tiger Balm and jam it in my crank, because a grown fuckin man shouldn't be asking for you to like him,
I hate Facebook for that, however I like all the sales and corruptible women on there so as always we must dance with the devil till she's bowlegged and barfing,
But that doesn't mean we have to accept the status quo,
So here we go people, if Facebook won't allow me to advertise the Boobs and Badassery that is Faro's Lounge, well then we have two choices my friend,
Take the punishment and cry like a bitch at the bar because you don't know how to get #howrich,
OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR OR
You JUMP NAKED IN THE POOL
I love fantasy baseball, most importantly I love me some Draftkings, and so do you, well a good portion of you, so I have a way to get around those pesky advertising rules,
Sports -- most importantly -- Live Streaming Sports,
Reaction Videos are the rage, but I fuckin hate them, even more I hate the phony assholes that make fake overacted reaction videos,
At this point, I want to see who's making reaction videos-------------to reaction videos,
If you're going to react, make it more real,
Anyone that knows me knows I have a legendary temper, as most cops and federal agents can attest to,
If you see me during NFL Sunday when I'm running 400 lineups and losing my shit, well quite frankly, I will guarantee it's 400x better then listening to Joe Buck & Troy Aikman talk about NFL Charities, or be constantly told that if I'm an NFL fan, that I more than likely have erectile dysfunction, eat pizza and drive a gigantic truck to make up for my small penis because I watch football,
But I guess that may be better then the Geico ads or whatever drivel the networks are peddling out while we wait for Game of Thrones to break our hearts and souls,
Sooooo here's my idea, when that game is about to come on, and whether you're just an old fashioned fan or have your 401K on the arm of Pat Mahomes, here's what you do,
1 -- LOWER THE VOLUME
2 -- PUNCH UP THE FARO KANE FACEBOOK LIVE PAGE
3 -- SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO THE REAL COMMENTARY
Now this is just going to be a test run, but the main goal is to build up an audience using the skill that got me into the game
RADIO
LIVE STREAMING FANTASY RADIO w Money & Dreams on the line,
So if you want a fresh approach to the game without the insomnia or back patting, then why not tune in to us
Hit me back here and let me know what you think,
Till such time, enjoy the inks for the JOKER CHOPPER piece, the featured poster on the OHIO SKETCHBOOK campaign,
And of course, not to be outdone, here is the latest update to the RIVERDALE TRIBUTE COVER, which of course will have MATURE & STEEL BIKINI Variants
Once again, thanks for being a part of my quest for not only The American Dream, but THE AMERICAN SAFARI
Excelsior amigos, KICKSTARTER LINK BELOW
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hooligansco/faros-lounge-north-carolina-book-riverdale-rough-r
