I turned 44 today, and I have a Carvel Ice Cream waiting for me from mom and dad,
I've had a lot of great birthdays, some that featured orgies, some that just resulted in buddies going to the movies, and I even got divorced on my birthday, so this particular day has a lot of winding emotions invoked.
Either way, on this day I just wanted to make sure that you're not going to get some boring melodrama laced diatribe about how much I love you guys for your continued support,
I am going to tell you that moving forward, I plan to research onlyfans and maybe produce some cosplay themed porn, or I may go to grad school for a masters in writing so I can hunt for sorority girls, or I may just keep writing comics and hanging out with my dog,
Or I may just do it all, for the fucking point of it,
Here's to the next 44 years, and buy the Scarface Cover,